My Dog Ate a Joint of Beef

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   DaFt VaDer420 Heady Lord of the Sith

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   long story short....i rolled a fat joint...probly the best that i have ever rolled and left it on my tv stand and took a nap....i woke up about 2hrs later to my roomate playing xbox....i started looking for my perfect doobie....but it aint there.....my first assumption was that my roommate smoked it but he denied it.....we spent like 45mis looking for it til we finnaly gave up....about 20mins later my dog starts making that doggy puking noise.....she puked about 4times and slept the rest of day....that will be the last time i leave a joint laying around when my dog is in my room.......
   

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   Inhale through his mouth and use his ass as a carb

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   The Last Master t('-'t) Super Cool

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   Buy your dog a weed plant chew toy and tell it the proper rotation is puff puff pass.

   I'm super high man.

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   Dont give pets pot.

   It turns them into criminals

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   Free The BIRDS i bin ladin yo-mama obama

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   he just wanted some loving too

   on on another note.

   my uneutered dog (fucking nuts) is smart enough to know to not grab anything off tables. lol he doesnt touch shit bro
   maybe my dog is smarter? he is a german shepard and all so he is gold (be jealous )

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   Makizushi Fuck the Police!

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   Your roommate smoked your jay, man...
   Always go with what makes more sense. A dog isn't going to eat paper and marijuana....

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   DaFt VaDer420 Heady Lord of the Sith

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   lol i whonder if they really do make chronic dog toys......that probly xplaines the attraction to the dog food isle.....

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   Yeah but the dog throwing up and sleeping is pretty good indication the dog ate it. Quit being so distrusting.

   Bummer about your joint...

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   DaFt VaDer420 Heady Lord of the Sith

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   i had to have been the dog....she eats my stems ocasionaly....and very time i roll she always runs to me....even if she is in another room

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    architoker canabananabanoids

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    you're screwed man. you're dog will be doing heroin by the end of the week - it's a proven fact.

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    The Last Master t('-'t) Super Cool

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    It's also gonna go crazy. He's bout to fuck you up. Reefer madness

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    Lyndon PM for ranked duo (LoL)

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    Sir, is your dog perhaps black or Mexican?

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    "But it's got some Labrador in it."
    "What's Labrador?"
    "It's dog shit."
    "What?"
    "Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. Had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man."
    "Yeah?"
    "I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind."
    "You mean we're smoking dog shit, man?"
    "Gets you high, don't it?"

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    BLARNEYSTONES Old School Stoner

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    I put five on it .....your buddy got you for that nug
    trsut me i've "looked" for shit that i've stolen and had that shit in my pocket the whole time...

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    BLARNEYSTONES Old School Stoner

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    i just got rid of a 12 y/o German shepard

    fuck them dogs.

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18. I had a Labrador that I used to smoke with. He fucking loved it but he was stupid as shit. Might be becuase he ran right under a moving car and might have got some brain dammage. Anyway this dog was awesome beacause after we smoke he would eat my roaches and thus eliminating any encriminating evidence. One day I lit up and just enjoyed the warm summers day in the garden and he came and grabbed the lit J right outa my hand. I managed to retrieve the jay. Popped it in the microwave for 5 seconds to dry of the drool and continued smoking. Fun times man.

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    Lmfaooooo ur dogs gonna be rippped

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    not true at all, ive witnessed one do so. some dogs love to snatch up the herb when they can

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